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People really have whole boyfriends that they actually CALL their boyfriends!? Thats crazy.. where can I buy one?
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Welcome to Rent a nigga
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Yes, hi.. I’ll take a fine chocolatey intelligent nigga.. preferably employed or with attainable future goals… that won’t mind my loud ass car singing and will bring me food.
Nigga machine broke
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Fuck u @future me because ur probably still procrastinating ur essay dumbass
fuck u @ past me….. u were right
- Hyper-Nationalist: We must secure the future existance of the white race.
- Same dude, literally a post later: *Anime Porn*
7 Things to Quit
1. Getting your self esteem from others.
2. Constantly attacking and putting yourself down.
3. Thinking that others are better than you.
4. Expecting things to not turn out well.
5. Living in the past.
6. Fearing the future.
7. Being afraid of change.
concept
- me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
- my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
- me: drops my crystalline wineglass